March 2009
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“As a feminist (you know, one of those people Lady GaGa thinks are so angry), I...”
– No, no, no! I wish people would stop watching this shit. Don’t give the bullshit about “troubled times.” I want to know why it’s alright to watch a bunch of too-blond, too chesty, too tanned trashy bimbos compete for the affections of a washed up ’80s rock star. What...
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Though he shares the soft-body profile of the... →
Reading this, I want to throttle Dargis. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person in this country who actually finds Jason Segel attractive, excepting some of his creepier moments on F&G. That’s really nice- hinting that he has man-boobs. No one ever writes that about present-day Vince Vaughn, and honestly, I’d rather have a decent-looking but intelligent leading man in a...
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This is nice- an article about Paul Rudd! →
Rudd is lovely, yes, and he should have been a star a long time ago, but it’s bothersome that author Dennis Lim refers to Rogen and Segel as “schlubs” in comparison. To me, a schlub is someone who sits around all day and does nothing and is a disgusting, lazy, human being. Granted, you could argue that Rogen’s character in “Knocked Up” is a schlub, as was...
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“Tonight: dancing like a fool in Duane Reade while listening to Violent Femmes.”
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Vanity Fair Fallout →
Once again, per Jezebel, I must be a lousy excuse for a female. I’m sorry- I’m not offended that Vanity Fair didn’t make the Men of Apatow strip down to nothing, even though Scarlett and Keira were nude for the original cover. Frankly, I don’t want to see any of these men naked, excepting Paul Rudd, but anyone would say that.
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Whyyawannabringmedown
I’m very interested to see how Kelly Clarkson’s “All I Ever Wanted” will sell. I’m curious to know what her label will consider “a success,” in terms of units. Aside from the Tedder material, as Maura Johnston has pointed out, it’s a pretty fun, solid album. She’ll be doing a lot of promotion, including “Idol,” and “My Life...
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more failures from "the paper of record"
Once again, the NYT is printing ridiculous statements. It’s not the poor economy that’s making people watch “2 and a Half Men” and not “30 Rock,” Alessandra Stanley. It’s the same old, same old- one is classic and sweet, the other is slyer, more liberal, etc., etc. I think the high ratings last fall were a pure fluke based on Tina Fey’s SNL...
