Meatball posts are the best. 

brilliantorange:

HEY DICKHEAD, WHEN YOU PASS OUT ON A KIDS PINK PASTEL DRAWING THAT SHIT STICKS TO YOUR FUR WHICH THEN GETS ALL OVER MY BED. IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR SLEEPING HABITS MAKES A REGULAR JUNKIE LOOK AS ACTIVE AS MARTHA FUCKING STEWART, BUT TO LEAVE A TRAIL OF PINK FILTH? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WHORISHLY SPLAY YOURSELF ON EVERY NEW FLAT SURFACE IN THE HOME? THAT IS THE LAMEST FETISH I HAVE EVER SEEN. WEIRDO.
Meatball posts are the best.

brilliantorange:

HEY DICKHEAD, WHEN YOU PASS OUT ON A KIDS PINK PASTEL DRAWING THAT SHIT STICKS TO YOUR FUR WHICH THEN GETS ALL OVER MY BED. IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR SLEEPING HABITS MAKES A REGULAR JUNKIE LOOK AS ACTIVE AS MARTHA FUCKING STEWART, BUT TO LEAVE A TRAIL OF PINK FILTH? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WHORISHLY SPLAY YOURSELF ON EVERY NEW FLAT SURFACE IN THE HOME? THAT IS THE LAMEST FETISH I HAVE EVER SEEN. WEIRDO.

  1. foreignspell reblogged this from brilliantorange and added:
    Meatball posts are the best.
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, this is my cat. My husband, is the ranty writer.
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