11 UP AND 1 OVER YOU SIMPLE BITCH.
Watching this now. The above line is my favorite bit, so far.
(Source: beautifulcity)
"Now, speaking of toll booths, I’m drawing from my life experience on the road. I’ve driven a lot and I think that most people who have driven at all in this area would have to agree that New Jersey deserves the tile ‘Toll Booth Capital of America.’ Because you can’t back out of your driveway in NJ without some schmuck in a hat wants 50 cents. And I don’t mind paying tolls, but every 27 feet? Bullshit! I’d like to give them a blank check when I enter NJ and I’ll sign it when I leave, let them fill it out… You can’t make any gas mileage in NJ, you’re in a constant state of slowing down. By the time I get to Pennsylvania, I need a fucking break job. So I say, let ‘em be honest. Let ‘em put it right on the license plate - New Jersey: The Toll Booth State. What does it say now, The Garden State? Sure, if you’re growing smokestacks, yes."
— George Carlin, “What am I Doing in New Jersey?” (via otherpeoplesgreatness)
