You know you have a pretty excellent family when you can all share a hearty laugh over Mom totally ignoring a really cute, overweight terrier.
David: I get the sense that a great many dogs—the ones that do not clearly have wolves or foxes among their grandparents—were built for fickle, moody, quite probably syphilitic monarchs. Some powdered-up Bourbon king was like “I need something that’s like 220 pounds and looks as glum as I feel right now.”
Pete: “Crossbreed me the biggest ribcage you’ve got with the biggest lip flaps.”
David: /claps hands twice
David: So how big are they? Because they look like 1,000 pounds of sorrow.
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(Source: ufford)

Aaaaand now I have Animal Collective’s “In the Flowers” stuck in my head.
GPOY
(Source: corgiaddict)
This corgi gives some good side-eye. Also, this is a good representation of me in the morning, except I’ve got no one do drag me out of bed.

Ohgodohgodohgod. I am normally against all of this weird cross-breeding of dogs, but the idea of this one…
narcissas | glitternrocknroll | janauticalnonsense:
Pomsky = Pomeranian + Husky.
I just made the most ridiculous face in the world. THAT IS THE CUTEST DOG I’VE EVER SEEN.
(Source: missourimoseley)