Cat in bow tie on fridge? Cat in bow tie on fridge.
For the non-facebookers: last night, I asked for a glass of water. I got a Pyrex instead.
Oh you know, the house with the penguin on the porch. (Bay Ridge)
I like this receipt.
HEY DICKHEAD, WHEN YOU PASS OUT ON A KIDS PINK PASTEL DRAWING THAT SHIT STICKS TO YOUR FUR WHICH THEN GETS ALL OVER MY BED. IT’S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR SLEEPING HABITS MAKES A REGULAR JUNKIE LOOK AS ACTIVE AS MARTHA FUCKING STEWART, BUT TO LEAVE A TRAIL OF PINK FILTH? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WHORISHLY SPLAY YOURSELF ON EVERY NEW FLAT SURFACE IN THE HOME? THAT IS THE LAMEST FETISH I HAVE EVER SEEN. WEIRDO.
Kitten Mittens?
(Source: maviayicik, via lethifolds)
It was about time Disney/Pixar gave Maura her own feature-length cartoon.
needs moar grass necklace
(Source: theoreticalgirl)
amusement of the day
There is a sandwich at a place in Atlanta called “the homewrecker.”
tracy asks important fanfic questions
He wonders if vampires have panic attacks. Or if they see psychiatrists. Or if psychiatrists know how to treat vampires.
Honestly, this is what it would be.
