
Honestly, this is what it would be.

unrelated, but delightful tweets

I enjoy Will & Beth as a couple very much.

Fine, fine; this one got me with the “always going on about climate change.”
(via thestaticinhersmile)

I SEE SOMEONE HAS REMOVED THEIR COLLAR AGAIN. WHAT’S NEXT, FREEBIRD? GONNA WRITE A NOVEL? EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY? LET ME TELL YOU WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN, KEROUAC. WE’RE GOING TO PUT THE FUCKING COLLAR BACK ON, AND THEN YOU CAN FINISH UP YOUR PHD IN GENERAL LAZY USELESSNESS AND EATING.

CV’s rage at his cat is one of my favorite things.
WELL LOOK AT FANCY MISTER-I-HAVE-A-FUCKING-ANNOUNCEMENT-TO-MAKE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TOO: LAZY FUCKING CAT FOR SALE. TALK ABOUT THAT AT THE NEXT TED CONFERENCE, GENIUS.


(Source: glockgal, via undividedself)